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Wednesday, November 25, 2015

I S illed Coffee On My Keyboard And Now The Stu id "_" Key Won't Work

Every day I s ill coffee on something. Do you know how many words ha  en to have a  in them??? A lot! So, now in tribute to Ste hen King, I will have to write all of my blog  osts with missing letters. I will rename my blog: The Unintentional Li ogram, which sucks because one of the letters is missing from the title.

Here is a list of words and  hrases I can no longer ty e.

1. Hi  o otomus
2.  hallic
3.  eter  an
4.  issed off
5. Vladimir  utin
6.  udding
7.  aranormal
8.  hotojournalist
9. a  etite
10.  e  er jack cheese
11. ine titude
12.  enchant
13. ractical
14. ort-a- otty
15. Mississi  i
15.  essimist
16.  roctologist
17. otato chi s
18. Donald Trum will never be MY  resident
19. oo oo
20.  ee  ee
21. enis
22. hobia
23.  hlegm
24.  lacid
25. i  i Longstockings
26. artical
27. itter  atter
28. ing  ong
29.  ajamas
30. linko
31. u  y
32. o  y cock

I think you get the  icture. This is going to drive me bat shit crazy...

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  1. I'm so sorry to hear you're having trouble P-ing.

  2. With my love of all things potty mouth, I suggest you get a new keyboard and fast! What kind of a world would we live in if we couldn't write the word penis and phallic to our hearts content? You had me snickering right from the start with this post. The title is priceless.

    1. Yeah, I still kee_ forgetting it's not working and it's all because of my horrible addiction to caffeine. But, winners never quit, and quitter never _ros_er, so coffee will remain greater than having nice things/clean clothes/ unscathed skin. Glad you got a laugh out of it, Sandra:)

  3. One of your now unspellable words reminded me of a joke. A woman overhears a couple of men talking on the bus. One of them says, "First Emma come. Then I come. Then two asses come together. Then I come again and then two asses together again. Then pee twice. Then I come again."

    The woman stands up and yells, "This is the filthiest conversation I've ever heard!"

    The men look at her blankly and then one says, "Sorry ma'am. How you spell 'Mississippi'?"