After about a half an hour, I realized this wasn't a great idea. But, we kept watching. And then she saw a lady with no back skin.
All of this, for whatever reason, made me think of one of my favorite movies from childhood (even though at the time I had no idea what any of the jokes meant), Parenthood. And then, I thought about Keanu Reeves and his famous line...
"You know, Mrs. Buckman, you need a license to buy a dog, or drive a car. Hell, you need a license to catch a fish! But they'll let any butt-reaming asshole be a father."
And, even as I am typing this, questioning my parenting abilities, she is staring at the tv in utter shock and dismay.
Nope. I have decided. I refuse to feel like this is bad parenting. It is Kidnapping Prevention Mommy Daughter Bonding Day. We should make it an annual tradition and next year I will buy her a little gift basket with lotion in it and lower it down from the roof to her just before we watch it again.
Also, WHY DID MY PARENTS LET ME WATCH PARENTHOOD WHEN I WAS A SMALL CHILD???
I saw road head and dildos in that movie before I knew that a "pee-pee" is called a vagina.
THAT'S bad parenting.