This is my art room.
This is my art room after I applied the art of Feng Shui to it.
Notice the lack of the one gigantic box from the previous picture. I lost steam very quickly with this project.
I am a terrible housewife, interior decorator, and apparently I don't know how to Feng Shui shit properly. I decided to move furniture around in my room yesterday and then received a text from one of my best friends saying she decided it was time for her to learn the art of Feng Shui.
I was like, "NO. WAY. I literally just got done rearranging my bedroom."
And, she was all, "NO. WAY. We are kindred spirits."
And, I was like, "TOTALLY."
It almost went down exactly like that and I'm not sure why I added the valley girl stuff in there because it doesn't help my blog out in the "concrete content" department like every article I've read about becoming a millionaire from your blog says you need to have.
The same articles said something about not having a bunch of run-on sentences or to construct them in an easy-to-read way, but what the fuck do these people who I've never met and are probably just living in their parents' basement trying to make a living off of AdSense know, really???!
So, anyway, my friend told me to put something red outside of my front door.
Then, she said not to place a mirror on the wall directly across from my bed because it's bad luck and that I should have a clean open space under my bed for better sex.
So, I will never be an expert on the specifics of Feng Shui and I'm terrified that if I move that mirror from it's current resting place, I WILL BREAK IT AND HAVE SEVEN YEARS OF BAD LUCK.
Also, I should probably buy a bed frame soon(ish).